kwieta:

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what
  • hahahahahahahaahahahhhahhahhahahahahah omg
  • mom: i thought you and her were bestfriends, i haven't seen her in a while?
  • me: well she turned into an cunt
That priceless moment when you search some Volleyball tags on Tumblr and almost all are connected to Polish National Team. FUCK YOU POLAND CANADA IS WHERE ITS AT

POLAND SUCKS SHIT

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so cool

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